I'm the one who found you in that dog and dive playing for some jingle in your jeans.

I'm the one who told you just how good you were, you'd still be hustling hapennies but for me.

I'm the one who took you, peeled you from the street, two years ago you were living thin.

I'm the one who bought you your first decent cue, taught you how to concentrate to win.

I'm the one who paid for all those sprauncy shirts Charlie Prescott stripped Italian shoes.

I'm the one who made you what you are today.

I'm the one who put you in the news.

Remember all the early days schlepping up the motorways, playing exhibitions every night.

Remember all the greasy spoons, he breakdowns and the rabbit rooms,

and how you used to fly them dodgy kites.

Remember your first matchplay game, that Ozzie Wally what's his name?

We got well flavoured I spanked him 5 to 2.

Remember back at the Hotel when you set off the fire bell.

The desk clerk bought the Old Bill to our room

I'm the one who's gonna take you to the top,where everything you touch will turn to gold.

I'm the one who'll be there right behind you kid.

The youngest, fastest, smartest, richest,

Youngest, fastest, smartest, richest, champion of the world.